Introducing our cast of characters

Lirazel -- an unlikely heroine, she likes to say she lives in a world of allusions.

Lirazel's Left Boob -- the larger of Lirazel's breasts, this blob of femininity is obviously upset that Lirazel doesn't really believe in new bras just for looks. Hence, she is harboring a terrorist.

The Lump -- about a centimeter in diameter, evil in intent, and extremely unwelcome.

Bravest, aka The Bravest Man Alive -- the only person in the world who can tell Lirazel to shut up.

The Wonder Offspring -- Lirazel's son.

WOW -- no, not a game involving orcs and bardic bears. Wonder Offspring's Wife. And definitely WOW.

Little Wonder -- the only grandbaby in the whole wide world. Just ask him.

Other characters will be introduced as they manifest.